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Things Republicans Dislike

February 3rd, 2009 · No Comments

The GOP released a list of stimulus provisions they view as a waste of money. From this list, I can only surmise that republicans dislike the following things:

  • A healthy population. Particularly if that population happens to be Native Americans.
  • Saving energy, thereby reducing utility costs.
  • The FBI. Or, at least paying the FBI. Weird.
  • Flood prevention and reduction infrastructure. If there’s one thing hurricane Katrina taught us, it’s that our infrastructure is perfectly sound.
  • Our youth. Summer work programs are for wealthy, white, republican men. Children should be at home playing Wii and getting fat off of capitalism.

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