To much happy. Need cynical, angry posting. Raaarrrrgghhhhh.
Here are some lessons for the day.
Lesson 1 – Race Relations
Being a racist asshole can win you two Pulitzer prizes.
Lesson 2 – Global Warming
One cold snap during one winter totally debunks all that “science” about “Global Warming”. Long term trends? What are those?
Lesson 3 – Elections
Being sure to accurately count everyone’s vote is a joke. Democrats will try to steal the election by ensuring every vote counts.
Lesson 4 – Healthcare
Taxing cigarettes WILL KILL OUR CHILDREN!
Oh, there’s plenty more lessons to be had. Want to learn more? Go visit the Something Awful thread currently titled Chuck Asay you shithead.
2 responses so far ↓
1 Jenn of the Jungle // Mar 1, 2010 at 11:54 AM
The scientists that are coming out day after day saying they LIED? That they used skewed science? Left out facts? Yeah. “settled” science. You’re funny.
On a side note, you are aware that Iran is not a race and most Muslims are WHITE, right? And additionally Muslim is not a race either. I mean have you ever seen pictures of Mohammed Atta? He’s whiter than my ass in January.
Just saying.
2 Roger Asbury // Mar 1, 2010 at 7:13 PM
I’m sorry if facts confuse you. Perhaps you should read up a little:
http://mediamatters.org/research/201002110034
And to paint an entire nation as cockroaches wreaks as much as saying the Jews, or Tutsis are, as has been done in the past, and with catastrophic results.
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